After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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