You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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