They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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