I must be too annoying 4 u.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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