you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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