So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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