I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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