what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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