I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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