I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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