So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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