so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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