I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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