I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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