YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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