That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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