I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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