She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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