apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just pee around me
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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