i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
false alarm. still invincible.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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