i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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