i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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