we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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