We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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