dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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