I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
