everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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