so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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