Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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