That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
smell my finger.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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