Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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