Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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