He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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