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(313): View more from Michigan

You really coming over, don't trick.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.

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(313): View more from Michigan

The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.

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(514): View more from Quebec

These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs

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(949): View more from California

Must lick fork, like it's a DICK

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