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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.

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• (716): View more from New York

  You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me

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• (209): View more from California

  You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.

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• (914): View more from New York

  How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep

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• (631): View more from New York

  Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.

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