im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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