In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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