So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just cut my nipple shaving
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
