it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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