got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We are all done wearing pants today
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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