dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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