I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So squirting runs in the family.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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