She said her name was "party"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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