I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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