Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
