drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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