I'm going to rape someone's good day.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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