whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Randomize
