I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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