She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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